Subject: Funny SMS Collection Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:45 am
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three?
Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents
shuja
Posts : 13 Join date : 2009-11-13
Subject: Re: Funny SMS Collection Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:46 am
Boy 2 girl: Soot bhot acha pehne ha Girl: Thnx Boy: Lipstick b achi hai Girl: Thnx Boy: Makeup b boht acha hai Girl:Thnx "BHAI JAN" Boy: Phr b buri lag rahi ho
shuja
Posts : 13 Join date : 2009-11-13
Subject: Re: Funny SMS Collection Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:47 am
Chicken Ready,Yes Boss Omlet Ready, Yes Boss Mutton Read No Boss Bakra Abhi SMS Padh Raha Hai
shuja
Posts : 13 Join date : 2009-11-13
Subject: Re: Funny SMS Collection Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:48 am
Principal 2 Students:
U People Must Sleep Atleast 7 Hours A Day.
Students:
Impossible Sir!
College Is Only For 6 Hours!
shuja
Posts : 13 Join date : 2009-11-13
Subject: Re: Funny SMS Collection Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:49 am
Bad News: Meri Car Green Hills Se Gir k Tabah Ho Gai, Driver Moqa Per Mar Gaya, Aap Sab Friends Se Request Hai K Dua Krain, I Hope Next Time Aisa Nai Ho Ga.
Because
Ab Main “NEED 4 SPEED Underground” Khelon Ga.
hum_hussaini786 Admin
Posts : 97 Join date : 2009-11-12 Location : IN HELL
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